YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK TEE

If the room's spinning, the shirt already knew — a loud night-out statement.

Printed on a Gildan 5000 heavyweight 100% cotton tee (5.3 oz). Classic unisex fit, crew neck, tear-away label, and a bold front print built to last wash after wash.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

Size guide — laid flat (inches)

S	Chest 18″	Length 28″
M	Chest 20″	Length 29″
L	Chest 22″	Length 30″
XL	Chest 24″	Length 31″
2XL	Chest 26″	Length 32″
3XL	Chest 28″	Length 33″
4XL	Chest 30″	Length 34″
5XL	Chest 32″	Length 35″

Full chart with cm is in the size guide image. Allow ±1″ tolerance.

Fits regular, unisex. Order your normal size — size up for an oversized look.

Made to order, ships in 3-5 days with tracking. 30-day returns. Don't be weird about it.