SHIPPING

Here's everything we know about shipping. It's pretty straightforward.

Rates (US)

• 1 tee: $4.75 flat shipping
• 2 tees: $7.15 flat shipping
• Orders over $50: Free shipping

Tip: buy 3 tees, the order subtotal hits $60 with the 2-for-$40 bundle pricing, and shipping is on us.

How long does it take?

Every shirt is printed on demand in the US after you order. The timeline:

• Production: 2–5 business days
• Shipping: 3–7 business days (USPS or UPS, whichever is faster)
• Total: Typically 5–10 business days from order to doorstep

We don't keep inventory in a warehouse — that's how we keep prices honest. The trade-off is you wait a few extra days. Fair?

Where we ship

Right now: United States only. International is coming when we feel like dealing with customs forms.

Tracking

You'll get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships. It will work. If it doesn't, tell us and we'll find out where your shirt went.

Something went wrong?

If your shirt arrives damaged, defective, or significantly different from what's pictured, message us within 14 days with a photo and we'll send a replacement or refund. We're not going to fight you over a $25 tee.

Wrong size? Check our return policy. We don't accept buyer's-remorse returns on print-on-demand items (the shirt was made specifically for your order), but sizing issues are usually solvable.

Questions?

Email us. We answer.